I’m a woman and I’m going to meet my girlfriend’s family this weekend. I know they’re not very accepting of her sexuality so I’m very nervous. How do I brave this weekend? Should I avoid holding her hand and other PDAs? 
As far as they’re concerned, you’re going to hell anyway, so you might as well fuck her brains out right there at the dinner table.

(Source: nerve.com)

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I waltzed around you seven times, only to become a melody you never say: I’m not the one.

You helped saved me, you opened me up, helped me out of the darkness and gave me the tools to transmit myself, and I let you go.

Choose your friends by their character, and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.

This was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but the people haven’t been faithful. They’ve broken God’s heart.

People are ready for a black president. Hell, we already had a retarded one.
Chris Rock

Lazy, I tell you!

Mulder: [on explaining how a young boy could reappear after 10 years without aging even a day] There are X-files cases, that describe similar paranormal findings. Alien abductees, who came back with anomalous medical stats.
John Doggett: You know, these words, “anomalous”, “supernatural”, “paranormal”, they propound to explain something by not explaining it. That’s lazy!