You helped saved me, you opened me up, helped me out of the darkness and gave me the tools to transmit myself, and I let you go.
I wish you could remind me who I was.
Choose your friends by their character, and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable.
This was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but the people haven’t been faithful. They’ve broken God’s heart.
People are ready for a black president. Hell, we already had a retarded one.
Chris Rock
Lazy, I tell you!
Mulder: [on explaining how a young boy could reappear after 10 years without aging even a day] There are X-files cases, that describe similar paranormal findings. Alien abductees, who came back with anomalous medical stats.
John Doggett: You know, these words, “anomalous”, “supernatural”, “paranormal”, they propound to explain something by not explaining it. That’s lazy!
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Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two, uno, I win.
Husband: Wow. I’m bleeding.
Wife: I hope it’s from the ass, because that’s where I just raped you.
Husband: God, I love you.
