May 2011
1 post
I’m a woman and I’m going to meet my girlfriend’s family this weekend. I know they’re not very accepting of her sexuality so I’m very nervous. How do I brave this weekend? Should I avoid holding her hand and other PDAs? As far as they’re concerned, you’re going to hell anyway, so you might as well fuck her brains out right there at the dinner table.
March 2010
1 post
I waltzed around you seven times, only to become a...
October 2009
2 posts
“You helped saved me, you opened me up, helped me out of the darkness and gave me...”
– http://blog.amandapalmer.net/post/227061643/dear-robert-smith-an-open-letter
Nicole Kidman on The Stepford Wives, Housewifery &... →
March 2009
1 post
listening to "Astronaut: A Short History Of Nearly... →
I wish you could remind me who I was.
January 2009
1 post
“Choose your friends by their character, and your socks by their color. Choosing...”
– http://cyberlog.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/kidscolour.jpg
December 2008
1 post
“This was supposed to be a beautiful thing, but the people haven’t been...”
– Sex God: Exploring the Endless Connections between Sexuality and Spirituality by Rob Bell
September 2008
1 post
“People are ready for a black president. Hell, we already had a retarded one.”
– Chris Rock
December 2007
5 posts
Lazy, I tell you!
Mulder: [on explaining how a young boy could reappear after 10 years without aging even a day] There are X-files cases, that describe similar paranormal findings. Alien abductees, who came back with anomalous medical stats. John Doggett: You know, these words, “anomalous”, “supernatural”, “paranormal”, they propound to explain something by not explaining it....
“Postmaster: Message #1 of 3, from Zzyzx on Tues, Dec 4 at 9:29 AM EST:...”
– Postmaster
“Wife, playing Uno: Skip, skip, skip, skip, wild card, draw four, blue, draw two,...”
– Overheard in New York | Now Help Me Apply Direct Pressure before I Bleed Out
“Hollywood is a place where they’ll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss...”
– Marilyn Monroe
November 2007
1 post
“Joel: [in the house on the beach] I really should go! I’ve gotta catch my...”
– Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
October 2007
3 posts
“I don’t think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains.”
– Anne Frank
What a fixer-upper.
Jen: Remember when you swept me up?
Jen: And glued me back together?
Sean: Yes.
Jen: That sounds oddly romantic.
You jump, I jump.
*Jen was in a sad mood and Sean misunderstood.*
Sean: Sorry. I'll go.
Sean: I love you.
Jen: It isn't youuuu
Sean: I'm not here right now; I'll get back to you as soon as I can.
Jen: Noooo.
Jen: *whines*
Jen: ._.
Jen: Come baaaaack.
Jen: *blows whistle
Jen: *freezes to death*
September 2007
6 posts
“It climbs in slowly behind. If you trust your neighbors.. They’d never...”
– Circa Survive - Your Friends Are Gone
Bubbles!
Sean: Seriously, are these people living in a plastic bubble?
Jen: Mhm.
Jen: In plastic bubble land.
Jen: With plastic bubble boys and girls.
Jen: With plastic brains.
Jen: And plastic rain.
GuildCafe: jenkitten →
“GuildCafe is a service that is intended to help gamers form and maintain friendships with other gamers.”
How to Kill a Code Red
Jen: It keeps looking at me.
Roman: what keeps looking at you?
Jen: My code red.
Jen: Its begging me to drink it,
Roman: so drink it
Jen: DRINK MEEEEE
Jen: No.
Jen: My head will suffer.
Roman: that sucks
Jen: yeah.
Jen: Kill it.
Roman: how do you kill a pop
Jen: uhm.
Jen: pour it away
Roman: no thats a waste
Jen: drink it.
Roman: ...k
Jen: no not you.
Jen: mine
Roman: wait..i have gum in y mouth
Jen: mine
Jen: *hides it from your prying eyes*
Jen: *clutches it protectively*
Magical? Nah.
Sean: "So, a friend of mine went to the Harry Potter release party. At some point there was a Code Adam announced (which for those of you who don't know is a missing child alert). The description of the child was an 11-year-old boy wearing a black robe, a tie, and round glasses."
Jen: LOL
Sean: I replied, "I found him - 120 times."
“I had always heard your entire life flashes in front of your eyes the second...”
– Lester, American Beauty